December 2011
1 post
im a huge fart.
March 2010
1 post
Guess whose back? Back again.
Back on. Took me a while. I’m kind of excited to use this thing again. I read through my previous pages, and I miss Tumblr. So i’m baaack. And i’m on the comp 5 days a week, so uhhh, be prepared for lots o’ fun stuff!
August 2009
3 posts
pumped for inglorius basterds on friday. did i spell that right (or wrong i mean)?
also, i’m going to guelph next week! this is what they mean by bittersweet.
music to that spin bubble game is trippy.
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine...”
– Cameron, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (via rulesformyunbornson)
July 2009
6 posts
me and court at work.
me: do you believe in aliens?
courtney: yeah. there has to be something else out there.
me: we have to be naive not to believe in aliens.
courtney: i believe its transformers.
this girl is too much. hahaha.
Me: Cory got into a car accident!
Mom: Who? Cory Hart?
Me: Yeah, he was wearing his sunglasses at night.
I currently went through all 8 pages of my blog (pathetic) and I was reminded about funny incidents. So this can be like my diary, ok? This is just a funny story that happened a long time ago that I thought i'd share/attempt to remember for the future.
(617): My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
textsfromlastnight is my freakin life. wish i was joking …
also, i saw a bumper sticker the other day that read “kids that hunt, fish and trap dont mug little old ladies” again, i wish i was joking.
just think about this … rob schneider as xXx … as in triple X … the movie which made vin deisel famous. male gigalo … bahaha.
also, i know i write about my hair a lot, but uh, i want a natural black base with brown and carmel pin streaks. what u think about DAT?
question: i wonder if children with allergies would decrease if mothers were less exposed to that certain something while pregnant.
thesis: mothers who are less exposed to the elements, are less likely to have kids with allergies.
fact!: my mother ate peanut butter while pregnant with me and got sick. never ate peanut butter again until she was done breastfeeding me. i am now deathly allergic to...
June 2009
5 posts
team perez.
i’m on his team all the way because boom boom pow really does suck ass.
however, after reading what happened, it seems that this world really isn’t getting much better. perez used dergoatory terms towards will.i.am. and when he is supposed to be a “minority activist”, what does that tell us?
we all have a long way to go. i dont know if we will ever get there … and i...
happy treaty day.
happy couchiching treaty day to all. today is the day we celebrate our land being taken from us and white people paying us back with $5 a year. and i’m not kidding when i say this, but i’m very greatful. i love being native. i have lots of traditions (which i dont take part in), much history behind my family (which i dont really know) and many benefits that help me succeed in life...
i’m trying to think of something to invent. all the good ideas have already been taken. like the post it … or the objects you can put on car antennas. i want to think of something inspiring and new. i guess that is the point of inventing.
i am trying to think of what people do on a daily basis. dishes, sweep, drive to work, sleep. but everything is there already … dishwasher,...
texts from last night. →
10 times better than fml, hands down. laugh out loud funny.
May 2009
3 posts
“I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had...”
– British Junior Minister Sion Simon, on his Twitter, simultaneously merging the two most annoying things on the internet right now & taking insensitivity to a new high (via kaytee)
April 2009
19 posts
Cornelius - The Bloody Beetroots
amaz-ING!
really?
K, I just looked it up. In Fort Frances the current temperature is 0. In Guelph, the current temperature is 21 …
K. So its like 25 degrees in Guelph right now. And I heard its still friggen cold up north. Gah! I’m excited to go home, but I want to wear flip flops. Maybe I just will, just because I can and I do what I want do! What What.
Ange and Carmelina At Work!
Angelo: You wanna see me go phone Dad?
Carmelina: You wanna see me kick you?
i wish there was such thing as a packing and cleaning fairy. i would pay top dollar for one!
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd DUNZO.
straight tequila night.
funny story. i decided to walk lonnie home last night after tequila tuesday. and i decided to run ahead of lonnie. as i was about 10 steps ahead of him, a cop pulled up to me and said “is that man bothering you?” hahahahahaha. i simply said no and ran to lonnie and kept walking. hahahaha. great night.
lonnie quote of the night, “i want my orange slice!”
my quote of the...
one exam left to go. lets doo this.!
quotes from last night.
“look at these girls dressed up for some booty-shaking, but no, they’re going to get drunk, at a pub” - malin, said in a jamaican accent.
(while i was counting cards) “look at rain man over here” -zac
“she must actually like you guys, she gave you her actual name” -me
“can one of you girls dance with my uncle?” -random buddy at vinyl .
...
I Love College - Asher Roth
this guy lives the...
exams.
running on like 5 hours of sleep. pulling another all nighter tonight.
but i’m done my first. zoo. went well.
studying for my second one tomorrow. stats.
ASA party on wednesday i want to go to. but probably shouldn’t. but kind of have to.
then studying for my third. HR. on thursday.
then taking a break till next thursday. consumer behav. then i’m done.
coming home on the...
darcy: the guy i was in line with was super cute and nice!
avery: he wasn't cute.
darcy: k. well. he was nice!
both: hahahaha.
singing steal my sunshine! →
click the above link to see me and my friends singing steal my sunshine at trivia night last week.
i love my friends. plus were great singers! haha. :)
March 2009
29 posts
totes mcgotes. →
just click on the above link to see a super funny prank … on a tall person .. with seran wrap? enough said? are you going to it? just click on it!
Fortunate Son - CCR
my top 5 ending march 09.
1. CCR.
2. My Tattoo.
3. Neil Young.
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
5. Dazed and Confused.
sooo .. tonight at trivia, me and curtis thought the biggest city in missouri was mississippi. straight up, me and curt rock
will2k and marky mark.
me and avery were thinking about will smith and how he started off his career on tv then made stupid cheesy pathetic music videos (miami .. catchy but kind of gay lol), then made horrible movies (wild wild west), but has turned his career around and now is taken as a serious actor.
then we thought of mark wahlberg: marky mark and the funky bunch and comedy movies. and he now is taken as as...
“the only thing that makes me sad is knowing the will probably continue making...”
– katie doyle
kerosene - miranda lambert
“i’m...
“did you even vote for obama?!”
– tracey jordan jr. on 30 Rock
this might be the first thursday since i turned 19 that i’m not going downtown/out.
its a strange feeling.
however, i’m getting lots done. i fixed up mi resume. and now i’m going to clean mi room.
ahhh, so this is what it feels like to be responsible/broke …
